kinzville:

my biggest kink? mutual trust and respect

fetusvic:

support group for people who have had concerts by their favorite band near them but couldnt go 

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

jackwhynand:

i want to cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle

  • mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
  • me: that information is confidential

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

LIZZIE WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME

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lordsteeb:

imagine being an old-timey gangster but instead of having people murdered you had them loved. that’s pretty much my dream job now that i think about it. all sittin in bars in a pinstriped suit, being all “hey tony. see that guy over there? go take care of him, if you know what i mean.” and then tony goes and gives him a hug

snady:

imagine the tension between homura and resetti

EH