justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

dapperalbinobudgie:

instagrarn:

goodnight moon. goodnight Milky Way. goodnight Ursa Major (UMa I dSph). goodnight 24IC 1613 (UGC 662.350[8].

goodnight nerd

hurleysquad:

ah, you like fall out boy? i love their songs. the way those boys just [clenches fist] fall the frick out

  • me: this fic fucked me up so bad and i cried for hours
  • me: here read it

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

wehaveourdragons:

castiali:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they just knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

 #my favourite is when you hear a deep heavy sigh afterwards #or a string of curse words

vogelbird:

THINGS I LIKE

  • when people use my name in conversation
  • when people say “this reminded me of you!”
  • when people remember little things i say/do
  • when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
  • when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look

fallingfromthursday:

you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing 

kenway:

fullmetal alchemist isnt an anime its a religious experience

trainergreen:

pokemon would be so convenient inrl tho like if u have a power out BOOM electric pokemon to help, u cold?? YEah fire pokemon!!!!!!!! u want a drink fCK yeah water pokemon!!! u hungry?!!! FRY up that togepi

EH